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*please note I have no intention of wasting any more time than absolutely necessary on here*
Islamic upbringing (practising)
Well educated (apparently)
Hilarious (open to interpretation)
Progressive (without falling off the edge of a cliff)
Youthful (without resorting to oil of Olay - don't be fooled by the numbers - no one believes them I promise you)
Sporty (masticating - that's masticating, champ)
Well travelled (the tube is especially exotic in the summertime)
I'm determined to keep interactions on here 'normal' (here's hoping determination doesn't die a premature death).
If you missed the irony and/or (attempted) humour above, ne'ermind.
The quintessential partner in crime - to embark on a halal and totally (non-criminal!) labyrinthine journey called life, preferably one that isn't interrupted by selfies every five seconds ?
Anyone harbouring any form of prejudice -racist/nationalist/moronist, please just do one - I'm firmly in the let's mix it up camp (too many self-obsessed oddballs floating around on here)
I'm registering to find myself a partner